Always good to see the sport on TV 
**Apparently the secret to being the best player in the world is to “Play lots of games.”
In that case I’ll be the number one player in the world in no time. 
In the meantime, be sure to hang on to those “Rusty” autographs! 
Mr. Rusty the King, can I have your autograph???
Hey, I've met those people, I've even shook hands with them, I know celebrities!