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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xDKx » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:55 am

ToXiC wrote:
xDKx wrote:
Master Cheif wrote:i have heard that the commander and heavy can both lock on to a player and double missle them.. And they lose 4 lives.. Is that true?...

I've done it.


xDKx?
Have you done like everything in this damn game?
:paranoid

A lot can happen in like 800 games over 10 years kid.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Master Cheif » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:43 am

hahahsha..... KiD.... Thats a good one :rofl
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xThanatoSx » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:09 pm

xDKx wrote:
ToXiC wrote:
xDKx wrote:
Master Cheif wrote:i have heard that the commander and heavy can both lock on to a player and double missle them.. And they lose 4 lives.. Is that true?...

I've done it.


xDKx?
Have you done like everything in this damn game?
:paranoid

A lot can happen in like 800 games over 10 years kid.


Only 800 SM5's?

Amateur.

:D
Evil...they use that word so much that it loses its darkness. True evil never shows humanity.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby ToXiC » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:47 pm

xThanatoSx wrote:
xDKx wrote:
ToXiC wrote:
xDKx wrote:
Master Cheif wrote:i have heard that the commander and heavy can both lock on to a player and double missle them.. And they lose 4 lives.. Is that true?...

I've done it.


xDKx?
Have you done like everything in this damn game?
:paranoid

A lot can happen in like 800 games over 10 years kid.


Only 800 SM5's?

Amateur.

:D



You guys make me feel horrible.
I've only played like what? maybe 20 games of SM5?

Btw, I'm not a kid. Don't call me that. please and thnx. :|
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xDKx » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:48 pm

I call everyone kid, even people older than me. It's a habit. So nothing personal. :D
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby ToXiC » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:54 pm

well then Someones got issues.
lmfao.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Master Cheif » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:15 pm

Ha... How long have u been playing for tori?...
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xThanatoSx » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:33 pm

ToXiC wrote:
xThanatoSx wrote:
xDKx wrote:
ToXiC wrote:
xDKx wrote:
Master Cheif wrote:i have heard that the commander and heavy can both lock on to a player and double missle them.. And they lose 4 lives.. Is that true?...

I've done it.


xDKx?
Have you done like everything in this damn game?
:paranoid

A lot can happen in like 800 games over 10 years kid.


Only 800 SM5's?

Amateur.

:D



You guys make me feel horrible.
I've only played like what? maybe 20 games of SM5?

Btw, I'm not a kid. Don't call me that. please and thnx. :|


Fine.

Kid.

:D
Evil...they use that word so much that it loses its darkness. True evil never shows humanity.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby ToXiC » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:34 pm

since last june.
I only ever played SM5 at members nights though, and it's like I can NEVER get there.


*THAN! you posted as I was posting. Hooker. :P *
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Shadow Dagger » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:55 am

Master Cheif wrote:i have heard that the commander and heavy can both lock on to a player and double missle them.. And they lose 4 lives.. Is that true?...


You should try playing on the other team next time...
Trust me its true all right. :thud

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"Dude, what're you doing?!, shoot at them! them!
*Then after they turn around shooting them in the back*

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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Master Cheif » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:57 am

Ha... Thats a good shadow.... Im gonna try it... Haa..
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Wookie » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:26 pm

Hey Shadow Dagger the problem with that up here though is all of our players here are so bad they shoot there own team for the fun of it instead of shooting the enemy team. But every now and then that is a good strategy
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby ToXiC » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:20 pm

Well it's good for resup to shoot each other....so then you're down and stuff and people cant KILL YOU!
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xDKx » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:26 pm

ToXiC wrote:Well it's good for resup to shoot each other....so then you're down and stuff and people cant KILL YOU!

Well, not for the first four seconds anyway...
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby ToXiC » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:29 pm

shhh, they don't know that.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Shadow Dagger » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:36 am

Wookie wrote:Hey Shadow Dagger the problem with that up here though is all of our players here are so bad they shoot there own team for the fun of it instead of shooting the enemy team. But every now and then that is a good strategy


Hey you play enough games switching teams and everyone doesn't know who's friend or foe... :paranoid

*After playing several games on opposite team*
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"Ok"
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*Tone...Tone...*
*Broke Blunt Object's lock*
Blunt -"Hey!"
*Blunt shoots me*
"Hey! I'm your team!"
Blunt - "Damm!, sorry Shadow!
Blunt - "Whew, I almost missled you!
*Joining Team attack going for enemy base*
*Zap, Zap, Zap, Zap, Zap*
*My vest deactivated*
Killjoy - "Hey! Hold on! Shadow's on our team now!

That's what I get for backstabbing constantly. :D
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby FWH Madd Hatt » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:18 pm

ToXiC wrote:shhh, they don't know that.



Well, they don't untill the hear the little "ding" as their lasers pass over you :P
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby ToXiC » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:30 pm

FWH Madd Hatt wrote:
ToXiC wrote:shhh, they don't know that.



Well, they don't untill the hear the little "ding" as their lasers pass over you :P

;)
Exactly.


oh, btw, you're signature picture is epic! :D
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Wookie » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:44 am

The Madd Hat is known for making some pretty epic signatures for people. I just wish I could figure out how to get mine on here from our website forum that he made for me
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby FWH Madd Hatt » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:55 pm

Thank you toxic, however I cannot take credit for the character. It is an illustration [one of my most favorite] I found on DeviantArt.
http://beloved-creature.deviantart.com/art/The-Mad-Hatter-34255008

I made a couple other people's on our websites forum. Including Wookies
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby ToXiC » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:08 pm

FWH Madd Hatt wrote:Thank you toxic, however I cannot take credit for the character. It is an illustration [one of my most favorite] I found on DeviantArt.
http://beloved-creature.deviantart.com/art/The-Mad-Hatter-34255008

I made a couple other people's on our websites forum. Including Wookies


Wanna make me one?
:)
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby FWH Madd Hatt » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:04 pm

ToXiC wrote:
Wanna make me one?
:)


I'll see what I can do. PM me with the details [colors, character, text, etc.]
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby localjaystreet » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:12 pm

my fave to do now that i am in to dbz is
kamyhamyhaaaaaaaa
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby MegaMan.EXE » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:27 pm

The scene: Various members and some public walk-ins in the vesting room waiting for Scott to load them in to a Space Marines game during Members Night.

MegaMan.EXE slowly pushes past all the players and moves to the front of the line and proceeds to log in at one of the stargates. Several members protest.

"Wait, you can't log in!"
"Mega, Scott needs to log you in!"
"You're logging in as an ammo, Mega!"

Mega pulls out the card he logged in with. It has 5 barcodes, one for each SM class.

"What? You guys only have ONE barcode? AMATEURS!"

With that, Mega struts, then enters the arena, as Scott and a couple other members can't help but laugh.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby localjaystreet » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:42 pm

that was funny
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