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Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Master Cheif » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:57 pm

Wat are some of the thing u say to throw people...
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Master Cheif » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:52 pm

Ha.. Like one time i remember we were playin space marines 5 and i was commander, and i was about to drop a nuke... But while i was dropping the nuke i yelled " I SUMMON EXODA"... Then everyone on my team yelled yu-gi-oh... At the time i droped the nuke... I took out 3 people with .. Ha it was soo funny
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby BluntObject » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:28 pm

Their have been quite a few gems thrown around recently, we probably should of started this thread earlier.
A few of us were playing on Sunday and simply put, I was camping a box that was perfect for a lefty like me.
I was able to shoot sideways across two hall ways I was camping so I yelled out,

"I'm a Bishop bitches, I can shoot sideways!"
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby MegaMan.EXE » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:06 am

"Medic FTW!!!", after having the highest score on my team not once but twice playing as the medic.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xThanatoSx » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:46 am

heh... something's generally gone very sick and wrong when that happens :D
Evil...they use that word so much that it loses its darkness. True evil never shows humanity.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Master Cheif » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:14 am

Mega remember not twice but 3 times... And as the ammo 1st once and i was trailing behind u twicw
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Wookie » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:34 am

Nothing is as funny when the ammo and medic get the high scores of the game. That's when you know something happened that shouldn't have, or your medic and ammo are epic players. LOL
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby SilverenX » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:05 am

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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xDKx » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:03 pm

MegaMan.EXE wrote:"Medic FTW!!!", after having the highest score on my team not once but twice playing as the medic.

resup, ur doin it rong.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xThanatoSx » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:50 am

xDKx wrote:
MegaMan.EXE wrote:"Medic FTW!!!", after having the highest score on my team not once but twice playing as the medic.

resup, ur doin it rong.


or more to the point...

C/S/H, ur doing it weally rong.

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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Kill Joy » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:37 pm

"Space Marine requesting clearance to punch the enemy in the face"


Clearance Granted!!

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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby tragedy » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:13 pm

When playing commander i wait til the enemy nuke detonates then call out

"NOT MINE"
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby tragedy » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:24 pm

The other thing I like doing is when playing a 3-hit and have one attacker nearby (usually heavy v heavy) I quietly get the resup to tag each other, then suddenly go off my nut -
"WHAT THE HELL? I SAID DON'T RESUPPLY ME!!! Now that heavy's going to walk right over us!!!" :splat

Then the opponent wanders in expecting a free reset only to get tagged, then usually missiled after I use my ammo for a reset.

Last time I did that my medic was so busy wetting himself I couldn't get any lives...
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Thunder » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:38 pm

tragedy wrote:When playing commander i wait til the enemy nuke detonates then call out

"NOT MINE"


Haha well everyone should do that. Its important to know who's nuking.

If its the other team u have 4-7 seconds to resup everyone on your team :D
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Master Cheif » Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:56 pm

ha.. Using your own team as a reset... Ha thats great... I got another one

" nuke available... Nuke actived... " " i got 70 thousand members to kill with this nuke... Haa in your face and eat it =D"
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Wookie » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:11 am

Now if the ammo and medic resuply everybody and themselves when a nuke goes off will you not lose the lives since you got resuplied or does the nuke over ride it and take lives anyways?
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xDKx » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:22 am

Wookie wrote:Now if the ammo and medic resuply everybody and themselves when a nuke goes off will you not lose the lives since you got resuplied or does the nuke over ride it and take lives anyways?

Well, the nuke still takes lives, but anyone the medic takes gets a round of lives before the nuke goes off, which in some cases may negate the nuke's effect (or even add a surplus of lives). Now, if someone is full on lives already, resupplying him does no good and the nuke will still take off three lives.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Thunder » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:57 pm

DK is right

If someone on the other team nukes, you mine as well resup everybody you can with ammo and lives, since they're all gonna die a couple seconds later anyways.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby tragedy » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:21 pm

If I'm a scout on rapid and you randomly resup me cos a nuke is going off I get :splat
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xThanatoSx » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:00 pm

Traj, it takes so little to make you go :splat.

I mean.. seriously :D
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Wookie » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:24 am

Ahhh I see thank you for the help everybody.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby Master Cheif » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:22 am

i have heard that the commander and heavy can both lock on to a player and double missle them.. And they lose 4 lives.. Is that true?...
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xThanatoSx » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:52 pm

Yes.

Yes it is.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby xDKx » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:31 pm

Master Cheif wrote:i have heard that the commander and heavy can both lock on to a player and double missle them.. And they lose 4 lives.. Is that true?...

I've done it.
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Re: Funniest stuff to say...

Postby ToXiC » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:01 am

xDKx wrote:
Master Cheif wrote:i have heard that the commander and heavy can both lock on to a player and double missle them.. And they lose 4 lives.. Is that true?...

I've done it.


xDKx?
Have you done like everything in this damn game?
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